A guy finds himself in a food but refuses to leave his house because he is certain that "God will save him." Eventually he is
forced up to his roof to avoid the waters. A bus comes by to
evacuate the townspeople, but he
says he won’t go because he’s certain that “God
will save him.” As the waters begin to rise a
boat comes by his house. Boat comes to his aid but he
declines because he’s certain that “God will save him.” When
the helicopter comes by
to try to scoop him up from the chimney he again declines because
he’s positive that “God will save him.” When his story is
mentioned on the news, atheists let out a collective “what a
fucking idiot.”
2 comments:
Not as far-fetched as one might think. I've met several believers who take no action without waiting for an alleged sign from God.
As have I. A friend told the original joke last night and I decided it would be more entertaining as this more realistic version.
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